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Meet the Team

Brad Johnson

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Brad was born in Louisiana. The oldest son of Harry Connick Sr. and a sassy lil crawfish, he holds degrees in both psychology and jambalaya from Louisiana State University. He ended up in Chicago after an airboat went awry but now loves finding the perfect DreamHarold for YOU with Luxury Team 2 Bed 3 Bath. To make an appointment with Brad, whip up a spicy étouffée and BOY HE’LL COME RUNNIN!

Cody "Bathtub" Lindley

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A real cowboy of a realtor! Hailing from the Lone Star State, this rugged agent received his B.A from TAMU-CC and his MFA from Texas Tech University. At a young age, out on long cattle drives to his hacienda when he slept under the stars dirty and dusty from the range, he would dream about a comfortable home where he could have enough cleaning space to shake the dust off of him for good. Upon hitching a ride to the Big City, he found the comfort and cleanliness he had so often sought. Recently a part of the realty group, 2 Bed 3 Bath, he's having a lovely time bringing the comfort and joy of a nice Harold Home to any who are willing. "City boys may like to stand and bathe in one of them fancy show-ers, but us country boys like to soak in a bath at night." - Cowpoke Lindley

Billy Malmed

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The kid's got panache

Amelia Marks

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With a flair for the average, Amelia’s passion lies in helping you find a place you feel fine about. Ever heard of the HGTV?? Well Amelia has, and her skill for making your home a house will have you saying “The Property Brothers would have been worth looking into..” When she isn’t finding you your next place, you can find Amelia reorganizing her sock drawer or curled up in the fetal position at a Red Lobster.

Zephian Michaels

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GREETINGS, Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I got your contact from the International web site directory. I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to it’s esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person I can do business with and by the recommendations I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business.I am Wumi Abdul; the only Daughter of late Mr and Mrs George Abdul. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan,the economic capital of Ivory Coast before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discus on a business deal. When my mother died on the 21st October 1984, my father took me and my younger brother HASSAN special because we are motherless. Before the death of my father on 30th June 2002 in a private hospital here in Abidjan. He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of $12.500.000 (Twelve Million, five hundred thousand dollars) left in a suspense account in a local Bank here in Abidjan, that he used my name as his first Daughter for the next of kin in deposit of the fund.He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth and some huge amount of money his business associates supposed to balance his from the deal they had that he was poisoned by his business associates, that I should seek for a God fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, (such as real estate management). Sir, we are honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways. 1) To provide a Bank account where this money would be transferred to. 2) To serve as the guardian of this since I am a girl of 26 years. Moreover Sir, we are willing to offer you 15% of the sum as compensation for effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your designate account overseas. please feel free to contact ,me via this email address wumi1000abdul@yahoo.comAnticipating to hear from you soon.Thanks and God Bless.

Allie "Detective" Murphy

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Detective Murphy has retired from her very successful career as a detective to join the 2B3B team. Allie is from Indianapolis, IN and also performs competitively at ComedySportz, where she never loses. As a detective, Detective Murphy solved 511 cases, far more than the likes of Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys.

Sarah Porter

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Sarah Porter is so excited to be on the Two Bedrooms Three Baths roster. A Chicago native and a graduate of the Virginia Commonwealth University, she started performing at Theatre 99 in Charleston, SC. She has performed all over Chicago including Comedy Sportz, Annoyance theater, iO Chicago and more. Sarah spends most of her time day dreaming a choreographed ice skating performance to "Where was it written" from the Yentl soundtrack.

Derek Shoemaker

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After almost 10 years in the real estate business, property-genius Derek Shoemaker had this to say: "Always take two showers: one in the morning and one in the late morning."

Jena Wallander

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Jena Wallander hails from Indianapolis, IN, home of the iconic Indianapolis 500, and has been in real estate and performing improv for 10 years. Her idols are the Property Brothers, Steve Martin, and Mel Brooks. Ask her about the lessons we can learn from Ocean’s 11, the greatest film of all time.

Meredith Weir

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Since 2011, Meredith has been a leading force in Real Estate across the United States. She started her training in Philadelphia, progressed to New York City, and is now atop in Chicago, IL. With hundreds of past transactions, she is a well-regarded Realtor and an industry innovator. In addition to her deep connections throughout the three states she’s enriched, she was directly transferred to one of Chicago’s first real estate teams, 2Bed3Bath,from her previous endeavor: The Pool. This transfer gave her access to the City’s most motivated home buyers. 2B3B takes a team approach to real estate. Buying or selling a home in Chicago is a complex, sophisticated and often deeply personal endeavor. The client deserves the full service and attention that only a team of experts can consistently provide. 2B3B aims to deliver top results and an enjoyable experience every time! Meredith attributes her success not only to her passion for real estate, but also to her intuition regarding the psychology of buying and selling. Her clientele works in diverse industries with an emphasis on technology, finance, medicine, law, business and the arts. She has grown her network successfully and consistently thanks to the repeat business of happy clients and their introductions to friends, family and neighbors. This track record is only possible because she delivers both results AND an enjoyable experience.